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Oh me...

Dear, where to start.

I am 19, male, live in Melbourne Australia and am single (kinda cynically happy about it, yet unsure).

How dreadfully interesting.

On that, I study Professional Writing full time and spend my weekends out, doing anything to distract my tiny attention span.

When I find myself at home, sleeping on something that isn't a couch, I like to write, read, play video games and occasionally visit the loo.

And how can I help you? I have amazing powers of super-advice, which beams out of my nipples cleansing the peasants of all there relationship woes.

Or not. I 'spose I have a unique understanding of shy, awkward, nerdy, drink-stained life that some people just can't deliver. Of course, a market for that here probably doesn't exist, but whatever, bedtime now.

How do I do break up without hurting her?

Q.   Does it seem like I'm thinking this through rationally, am I being an asshole, or both? My girlfriend of a year says she loves me, and is always good to me. We have fun together, but she never hangs out with my friends, and when she does, she do...

A.   13 May 2008: Usually the best thing to do is to just put a dying relationship out of its misery, as opposed to letting it die slowly and painfully. Dumpage hurts everyone involved, but you can minimise the damage done by just being (kinda) honest and tell... (read in full...)

Why did he give himself a handjob when he has me?

Q.   i sleep with my defacto and thought i satisfied him sexually but the other morning very early he i think handjobed himself twice and now i feel i dont make him happy what does it mean when a guy gives himself a handjob when he has a live in ...

A.   13 May 2008: Alot of the time the manfolk tend to masturbate before sexual encounters in order to increase the milage he can get. And it works as well. Maybe its just something as innocent as him being self-conscious about his performence?... (read in full...)

Being single and how not to be it...advice appreciated!

Q.   Well, to put it simply, I have been single but, oh around 6 months and now I'm kinda ready to start out again. But I have no idea what the heck to do. Its not like I havent really avoided relationships, I just haven't really tried. The issue...

A.   13 May 2008: Good point, but I'm not particulaly looking for a sexual thing. I tried that a while ago, and oh dear didnt it work. Actually I have engaged in a large variety of sexual encounters in my extended singledom. Sure it was fun, but now they just feel ... (read in full...)

Has any one ever had a fling, and regretted it as much as I do? And what did you do about it?

Q.   hi all, please help me, i am so afraid that my husband will find out about a fling i had with a man a few months back. I love my husband with all my heart and am so upset, because i made a stupid, stupid mistake and i just cant forgive myself f...

A.   12 May 2008: Well yes, I too have done the bad, bad thing. And trust me, keeping it secret is dumb. Really dumb. Firstly I told my best friend and it spread, almost ruining all my friendships. When it eventually did come out to her months later. It wasn't ... (read in full...)

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