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How do I tell my wife I am bisexual and want to bring a man and a horse costume into our bedroom?

Q.   I am a married man looking for some advice on how to break the news to my wife I am a bisexual and that ontop of this I have been attending furry nightclubs. My wife seems to think they are anime conventions, but in reality they are furry meetin...

A.   13 October 2009: Ok, to clarify, I have not and would never cheat on my wife. I am not looking to add someone into my relationship full time. I am sorry, but english is not my first language. I guess I should have worded it differently. My intention I guess would be ... (read in full...)

I am very curious, how often do girls masturbate, does anyone have any idea ?

Q.   ok how much do girls masturbait???...

A.   13 July 2008: my ex said she did it from a couple times a week to a couple times a month. my wife can do it up to atleast 5 times aday when im not around. its different from female to female and from what i can tell, and not everyone likes to talk about it. there ... (read in full...)

I am very curious, how often do girls masturbate, does anyone have any idea ?

Q.   ok how much do girls masturbait???...

A.   13 July 2008: my ex said she did it from a couple times a week to a couple times a month. my wife can do it up to atleast 5 times aday when im not around. its different from female to female and from what i can tell, and not everyone likes to talk about it. there ... (read in full...)

What are the odds of my girlfriend being pregnant?

Q.   So here is my dilema. My girlfriend and I had sex last night and I came inside her. One hour after, she started her period. What's the odds of her getting pregnant? We have sex on a very consistant basis atleast once a day no more than 5 times a ...

A.   13 July 2008: the chance is slim to none. its highly unlikely that a woman can get pregnant during her period. she would have to have a double ovulation or if she had an "implantation bleeding". this can happen around the time when her period is due, and she may ... (read in full...)

How can I have a one night stand tonight?

Q.   Considering a one night stand tonight. I know you can't choose when and where these things happen, but tonight is a good opportunity. Anything I can do to make it happen? Thanks. p.s. It's been over a year since I last had sex, and I can...

A.   29 May 2008: the most important thing to have in your situation is self confidence. without it you wont get laid for sure. a good way to build up your self confidence is to get rid of the fear of rejection. go out tonight and use the "crash and burn" method... (read in full...)

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