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Kissing. A how-to-guide

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Article - (14 February 2012) 3 Comments - (Newest, 18 February 2012)
A female United Kingdom age 26-29, BeckySmith101 writes:

hello little lemon drops of the earth! there is a possiblilty that SEVERAL of you have not kissed anyone before. (unless your a little bit weird and have made out with a potato :S) so im here to shed some light on your little minds with my wisdomosity and such.

STAGE 1: preparation,

to make sure your OTHER is enjoying the kiss, you need soft lips, use vasiline or lip balm and you will be sorted. and fresh breath is VERY important. If you know he likes a certain fruit taste or flavour, USE IT! if you know he likes mint, USE IT! if you know he likes maggots, DONT USE IT because he's probably a creep.

STAGE 2: Moving onwards and upwards!

You have all the freshiness of your breath now you need to make him WANT to kiss you! Break the touch barrier and smile. laugh but dont witch cackle and dont sit on his lap unless he lets you. because someone just randomly sitting on your lap can be a leetle weird. :O.

STAGE 3: DA KISS

move your head closer to theres, you dont want heads to clash so you need to have you both going to your right or left. guys have to choose this motion BECAUUUUUSE girls dont really care what way there head is so its up to you super dudes of the world!

press your mouth onto theirs and suck slightly. after your comfortable with this, you can either do one of two things (unless you have two mouths :S)

1: open your mouth slightly and put your tongue onto their lip. if they dont pull away and scream "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" then your probably in the clear to explore their mouths.

2: position yourselves into the lip-lock position and maybe slightly nibble their lips. you can then progress to stage 1 and go from there.

STAGE 4: afterwaarrrrds!

so you've kissed. it was good (i hope) and your other hasnt run off to the hills (hopefully). what do you do now. keep your trap shut because otherwise you will gibber like a MENTAL person.Just look at their eyes and maybe do it again! if not, just compliment them! Congrats! you have completed this tast of not becoming INSANE yet!

thanks for reading

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A female reader, BeckySmith101 United Kingdom +, writes (18 February 2012):

BeckySmith101 is verified as being by the original poster of the question

Thank you all very much. And thanks for all the improvements. Otherwise, i would be writing crap for the next 10 pieces :P lol. Thnaks again!

xx

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A reader, anonymous, writes (17 February 2012):

I read this article because of Abella, I am the other poster :)

I found this really useful so thank you for writing it and your humor made me smile :)

Thank you Abella for providing me with the link :)

I rated you both excellent :) xx

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A female reader, Abella United States +, writes (17 February 2012):

Abella agony auntThis is a sweet article that I am recommending to another poster

I found it a lovely read.

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