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writes:this is a really random question and not that big of a deal - i'm just curious... but i read in a girl magazine once that guys don't like for you to call their dick a "penis" when you're screwing around because it's too anatomically correct and dorky sounding, and that you should call it something else more hot/dirty/creative. so i'm thinking what the heck does that mean... like "stallion" or some crap? or would i be fine just saying "dick" or "cock"? or does that sound immature or anything?what are guys' thoughts on this? would it really be weird if i said "penis"? like is that even something guys think about? like up til now i just avoid calling my boyfriend's dick "by name", if you will, cause i'm scared of sounding dumb ha. i never even thought about it before. so like every time we're doing stuff and i want to say i like his dick i'll just be like "i like that/this" while i'm touching it, and he'll be like "you like what?", and then i'm just like "this" and i go down on him or something ha... but i never actually SAY a word for it haha...it's not a problem or anything and i'm sure if i don't figure out what i'm "supposed" to call it soon enough i'll just start saying whatever i want... but i'm just curious to know what guys expect to hear it called by girls i guess haha...
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reader, Red Green 0289 +, writes (24 July 2009):
Dick or cock.... pussy or cunt... vulva & vigina simply don't work for me... sex should have a little bit of smut associated with it... it's FUN, keep it light hearted!
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 June 2009): Anatomically correct terms are a mood killer. Do you want him to say "your labia are so symmetrical!" For most guys, the word "penis" just doesn't rate.
There really are precious few times when you have to call it anything at all. So don't.
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 June 2009): I think every couple figures out some little way of talking about each others bits :)I personally never use the word "penis" but I don't see what's so wrong with it. My bf and I have our own nicknames (too silly to put down here!) but I like "cock" too, even though it reminds me of porn a bit too much....Whatever, it's no biggie. Each guy is different...
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reader, GrimmReality +, writes (3 June 2009):
 Well lets see, It is a penis, thus will be called a penis.Do you feel that you don't want to use two syllable words while having sex? lol.Please feel free to use the following:DickCockMemberPhallusSpearLancePork SwordCartillage Baton(should only be used in a group sex situation, where you may or may not be part of the "Cartillage Baton Relay Team"Lil' SmokyJuniorWeinerThe point is that a penis by any other name is still a penis
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