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writes:I need some advice, I keep hearing my parents having sex and it's driving me mad, I know it's natural and all that but it is freaking me out. It's actually putting me of sex. And why do they always go to the toilet once they have finished??? Reply to this Question
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reader, TELLULAH +, writes (27 November 2008):
 I am behind Uncle Phil, I would have thought the post fake as well. Notice posters that start using name calling are always ANON...funny that eh!
Now Uncle Phil... you behave, you bad,bad, boy.
And ANON get a life and a sence of humour
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 November 2008): I know Uncle Phil ever since I joined DearCupid.He has treated me with nothing but respect and has always guided me like he would his own daughter.
Reading posts from the UK I find it tough to believe that a 18 year old wouldn't know about sex.Either you have lied about your age or you have had a very sheltered upbringing.
I agree the answer was crude.We get so many fake posts looking for a little titillation that at times we have a tough time believing or answering the genuine ones.
We are taking things a lil too far here.Calling names never helped anyone.Everyone of us have had an off day while answering questions.As far as letting Uncle Phil post I can show you numerous other posts where he has guided the poster with care and a sense of humor.
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 November 2008): It's easy, anon. Just send a PM to Dear Cupid.
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 November 2008): I don't understand how they let assholes like UNCLE PHIL post here. He is obviously disturbed man, may be mentaly sick. I wish I new how to report him.
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 November 2008): I would suggest that you put on your music when they start, but not with headphones. If they hear it it might give them a clue that you don't want to hear what they are up to without either party having to discuss things. They might try and be a bit quieter next time if they know you can hear.
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 November 2008): Uncle Phil you're an old bitter man..good way to make an ass of yourself!An 18 year old asks a question and you come out with a smart ass answer.. I'd like to hear you try that one on your "darling." Oh wait impotent.. Oops sorry, but not really. LMAO Where's your wife? Flushing away the tissue after SANCHO cums over! Lol.
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reader, aunty_rach +, writes (25 November 2008):
actually uncle phil prob is a little wrong. sometimes after having an orgasm some girls feel like they need to pee. i sometimes do, so it has nothing to do with " flushing tissue away after wiping a dripping pussy"
bloody men, they have no idea!
maybe you need to just say to your mum that you can kinda hear their late night fun. maybe then they will put some music on or something. all i can say is that at least you know they have a great marriage/relationship still. plus when i have kids one day i'd like to think that i will still have a great sex life.
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reader, ryandude18 +, writes (25 November 2008):
 yeah uncle phil isnt the best guru of advice. eventually your parents wont be having as much sex as they used to or you will live somewhere else. dont worry, i used to hate it too but i hear nothing now. If they want to have sex i dont think they should hide it either. if your really upset about it talk to them..............
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 November 2008): Why not poke your head above the parapet, Ms Anonymous? if you have a good point why hide?
What's vulgar about it? You think I should dress it up in tinsel or something? If she's not grown up at 18 years of age, when will she be? She wanted to know why her parents went to the toilet after having sex so I told her. I suppose you're going to tell me that you don't flush the tissue down the toilet? Maybe you just don't have sex any more and have forgotten what you used to do. Or maybe you just let it drip all over the bedsheets. Bravo to you too for keeping the toilet from flushing late at night and avoiding waking your little darling.
I like your comment about going to the bathroom to wash - she said they went to the toilet. Do you use your toilet as a washbowl and keep your soap on top of the cistern?
I doubt you even know where your asshole is.
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 November 2008): LMAO @ uncle phil. sorry to be laughing but yeah, thats pretty much whats happening. It would freak me out as ithas freaked me out before to hear my parents having sex, do like me, put ear plugs or earphones on to listen to music and tune them out.
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