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writes:Hi there. Sometimes, when I'm really horny, and I feel the need to masturbate, I really want a dildo, but I don't own one. What are some ways to make-shift a dildo at home, using house-hold items. I don't want o injure myself though... all input is welcome
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reader, anonymous, writes (17 November 2012): I would personally use an electric toothbrush for a slimmer
Sized dildo. They work really well! : )
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reader, whomever  +, writes (2 January 2009):
Fade878,I guess my name's Mac Guyver then :DI wrote up the homemade dildo thing, only just now got an account here.Don't copy and paste my ideas as your own though guys and gals!
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 December 2008): A stale doughnut (or donut, seeing as you're on the wrong side of the 'pond') might do the trick but wash the sugar off first - it could be rather abrasive - and squeeze the strawberry jam out otherwise you'll be fooled into thinking it's menstruating. Mind you, that could make it a bit more realistic if you're into that sort of thing.
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 December 2008): Alright dude here's the most inexpensive dildo option out there:You will need:2-3 plastic coat-hangersDuct TapeStrong wire CuttersElectrical Tape (your choice of color)Scissors 1. Cut the plastic coat hangers (without excess pieces) so you have as many straw-sized pieces as possible. (the more you add, the more thick the dildo). 2.Duct tape two pieces together and so on. Eventually you'll want to create a cylindrical shape of duct taped plastic pieces. Be sure to cut them to even lengths. 3. Wrap more duct tape around the cylinder of plastic pieces for extra support and smoothness. (The more duct tape you have on the inside, the more thick and cushioned it feels. Naturally, if you want a harder, skinnier dildo, only do the bare minimums. 4. Roll up a small ball (that's about as wide as the dildo itself) of duct tape and put it on whatever end you want to be the head. Secure it down with duct tape crossing over its top. You should have a bullet shaped silver thingy at this point. However, the duct tape is not enough for dildo smoothness. This is where Electrical tape plays a role. 5. Wrap your electrical tape as you would a tennis racket (a slight spiral). and be sure to thoroughly cover the head of your dildo with tape, (it's the most used spot). Finally, Stroke the sides of the dildo to see if there are any 'snag' spots (Can you say 'OMFG OW!!'?) and cover them with more tape in the direction of the rest of the tape. If you did a good enough job, you wont have to worry about this.6. Finally, Wrap the other end in half-width duct tape strips as a thick handle or in the shape of balls if you like. A handle makes it easier to operate. This can be done in under 30 minutes and costs very little since most of these items are in every household. 7. Lube it up. Maybe put a condom on it, give it good, thorough washes with hot water after use and you've got a discrete and intense (usually 7-8 in.) dildo! Enjoy!
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 December 2008): buy a swisher cigar in a tube. (only about a dollar) give away the cigar and the tube is yours to keep.
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 December 2008): dont try a cucumber they are sprayed heavily with pesticides that can react with human fluid
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 December 2008): Stuff and bother Fade, once again your cleverer than me and I am left eating your dust... (pffff, dust tastes bad)
Right Mr Man.. buy a vibrator.. because you can only insert into the anal canal and people might eat your toys for food... totally unhygienic...
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 December 2008): Why do you young women always feel the need to insert something shaped like a penis. Most women have orgasms in the clitoris area, sexual penetration is nice but it doesn't always lead to orgasms.... we are most sensitive in the clitoris, and in masturbation we are lucky because this is free. Use your fingers to give you pleasure. But if you are determined to try orgasm without a man (inferior) through your vagina, the cucumber is probably the best for size.
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reader, anonymous, writes (14 December 2008): cucumber..............next!
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reader, anonymous, writes (14 December 2008): Nothing sharp! Seriously, if it's not designed to do the job then it's not worth the risk. If you're uncomfortable with buying one in a shop then order one over the internet. But if you have a partner, make sure they are comfortable with you doing this =]
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