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writes: Hey everyone, 24 year old virgin here. I was born with only one testicle. The strange thing is, I sort of use this 'trait' as a way for me to work better (the nature of my job is to be funny, and there's nothing funnier than a pathetic virgin!). That and there's a girl a few years back I went out with. I was unable to show her affection, and then afterwards I acted sort of mean to her...it was a real shame and I really regret it now. I was an asshole, and there's nothing I can do now, no boo-boos to kiss, nothing... This guilt and my volumnious work has led me to sort of avoid women altogether. Even when I've had a chance with a cute girl, I turned it down or walked away. I'm afraid now, that I never will have a girlfriend. There's a lot of bad thoughts in my head... I'm just so tired of all the work it takes, and when I finally get to her, I don't know what to do because I'm so scared... Should I get a hooker or just castrate myself? Yeah, this question is sort of generic, but I'm posting it anyway. :P Thanks.
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reader, anonymous, writes (11 January 2006): It seems to me that your real problem seems to be your pride (which is low as you are a virgin) and your 'need to know' (what sex is actually like). You probably spendlots of time thinking 'What is so good about it?' and the rest of the time trying to get someone into bed. Being a female myself I know that women can INSTANTLY tell what a man is after, sex or realationship. By the sound of it your after a realationship however sex is your highest priority right now. WOMEN CAN TELL. Do not go out with your lucky socks on expecting to get laid. Just be relaxed and be yourself, you've probably heard it all before but it really is true. Use your humour which you mentioned to woo the girls and don't be too forward, as in just pretend (even to yourself) that you only want to be friends with this girl (dont actually say it too her) and let it progress slowly. You can't expect a shag overnight unless you hire a prostitute which is hardly someone anyone should lose their virginity to. TOP TIP: DO NOT GO ON CHAT-UP LINE SITES there so cheesy! Secondly, dont joke about your lack of testical in front of people you have only just met and when you do get in a realationship (because you WILL) dont mention it infront of her friends unless she does. I understand, they call me 1 tit wonder ( I have only 1 breast)
Stop trying so hard!
Good Luck (not that you'll need it!)
Tommy, still on a round the world cruise currently in England! From New Jersey.
Call me babe 07706287449 xxx
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