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Knackers

TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

Do any of you remember that craze years ago, with the two hard balls and the string attached. They called them knackers (I think). I always wondered where they all went when the craze faded. Now I know, it was to the sex shops.

I was an expert with them, wish I had kept them.

Posted on 28 April 2008 @ 16:47 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Tellulah, I remember those, my knuckles and wrist bones were covered in bruises 'til I got the hang of them, they were fun tho'.

{: ^ )

xXx

Posted on 28 April 2008 @ 17:3 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Heh heh heh!! Those exploding sweet crystals were great, we can still get them you know. Quite scary if you didn't know what to expect.

Chinese prawn crackers were the best things to give a cat, we used to give them to our cat and it would get stuck to his lip or tongue as it was dissolving, and he would shake his head frantically to try and release it. We was bad children!

The other thing we used to do to the poor little sh*t was put a paper bad over it head and it would run around the room backwards, Oh we laughed!! How wicked were we as kids eh?............last year...hahaha!...Not really.

: ^ )

Posted on 28 April 2008 @ 18:22 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Ooops..typo..

'paper *bag' not 'bad'.

: )

Posted on 28 April 2008 @ 18:24 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

How many glasses have you had Tellulah? Your memory is shot. They were called 'KER-NOCKERS'!

Posted on 28 April 2008 @ 20:36 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

We say ker'nackers you say ker'nockers...let's call the whole thing off...

Posted on 28 April 2008 @ 22:19 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I thought they were called clackers, but then I'm qwackers...

poe-tay-toe!

toe-may-toe!

eether!

neether!

Let's call the whole thing off...

Now I'll be singing all evening, thank you veddy much.

What an interesting little day here on DC, loads of veddy interesting posts....

Posted on 28 April 2008 @ 22:42 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I agree, It's been a mad day, but then in my case, what's new? Comes with the territory, I fit in nicely.

Utterly Quackers, I say! What?

; ^ )

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 0:51 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Absolutely. Cheese and qwackers got all muddy. Chalk it up to the nature of the beastie!

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 3:46 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I have no idea wotchoo meant there, Birdy. Completely, and utterly flumoxed by your last statement.

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 4:8 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I thought they were called, WATCHMEKNACKERS!!!!!!!!!! HAHA Yes i remember them bloody silly things, i nearly put my eye out with one. haha

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Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 8:14 (London time) - permalink
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TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

I had a lovely dog when I was little. He was a border collie, black and white and bit everyone except me. Once when I was bunking school, I decided to make him look like "Pepe le Pew"!!

this included blow drying his hair backwards, and shaving him in parts. He didnt like it much, or the knackers. And my mum went beserk at me!!

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 9:58 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

You're right Tish it WAS clackers, dont let these mucky mares corrupt you!

Now who rode a nice shiny Chopper when they were young?

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 10:5 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I remember those knacker quackers whatever they were bloody called I had em taken off me cause I hit my sister with em!!!!!! FLICK FLICK FLICKITY FLICK OUCH! OOOPS!!!!!!Well she hit my brother over the head with his red fire truck n I always got the back hand so one more didnt matter!!!! (:0) I got me knicker knackers back tho HA! Oh memorys thanks mate XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 10:6 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh waz yep I loved my chopper, going down the road with drawin pins stuck to your shoes so that fire shot out WELL MAYBE NOT FIRE!!!!! But we sure thought it cool little sparks! (:0)

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 10:8 (London time) - permalink
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TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

I wasnt allowed to have a chopper when I was little!!

Seen a few since though he!he!

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 10:42 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Me too Tellulah, nothing beats a nice shiny chopper eh?

What about blakeys, remember them? My brother and I used to put them under our shoes and thay'd make that great clicking sound when we walked down the school corridors. Our school banned them, miserable gits!!

That was the time when the two~tone skirts and jackets were the height of fashion, also the dog tooth print and the 'Prince of Wales' check suits were out too. I had a couple of those suites and used to roll my skirts up as soon as i'd leave the house, and roll them back down just before I got home again.

: )

My brother had a a smart black crombie with a red silk hankie in the top pocket and we were in to 'Ben Sherman' checked shirts too, the ones that had the pleat running down the back and the little hook at the top of the pleat.

We were 'real tasty geezers' then.

Oh how the 70's were fun!!

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 13:11 (London time) - permalink
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TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

Oh!! those were the days. I had cropped hair on the top, with a longer fringe and a long bit down the back (bit like a mullet). And how about the white tights with the holes up the sides, to go with your penny loafer's. The boys all had tight trousers with braces and cropped hair. Ahh they did look nice (well at the time). And if you were lucky you would get a slow dance and a snog to 10cc "I'm not in love".

Memories like the corners of my mind, misty water......

Crist I must be getting old.

Heard a great tip to save money today on radio 2.

" To save money on expensive heating bill's, spray yourself with ralgex"

I nearly pissed myself.

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 16:11 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Does a 300 Honda Motorcycle count as a chopper? With the two of us on it, it sounded like a blender. And we used to bring the cat for a ride with her head sticking out of my knapsack while it was on my stomach in between the two of us!!!!! With goggles on!!!!!!!!

10cc, that takes me back! The first album I ever bought was "The Morning After" by The J.Giles Band. My blood runs cold, my memories have just been sold, my Angel is a Sweater Girl...

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 16:23 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

There was a young lady from Morton

who had one long tit and one short 'un

on top of all that

a great hairy t**t

and a fart like a 650 Norton!

I remember this little limerick because I once owned a 750 Norton. It was the only thing my missus ever got between her legs that was hot and throbbing. There's nothing quite like the sound of a good old British motorbike! A bit like a Harley, but sweeter, and not at all like those Japanese bikes that sound like a wasp in a jam jar.

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 16:35 (London time) - permalink
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TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

Ahhh the Norton, now thats a bike.

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 16:56 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I don't think there's anything wrong with the Japanese motor bikes, except for the 'Itchifanni'

Ha!! I had those tights with holes up the sides of the leg, I wore them with knee high patent boots that had laces criss-crossing up the fronts. Had a black and a white pair. The next phase I went through, was the platforms and the bell bottoms and my hair was cut like David Bowie's 'Aladin Sane', with pink and orange streaks, my mum and dad used to go belistic at me!

'Band of Gold' was one of my favourites, as was Pink Floyd's album 'Dark Side of the Moon'.

The Beatles were also the albums I couldn't listen enough to. I still have them all. I bought a record player last year just so I could hear the scratches on most of them.

Ralgex? What a great idea...hahhah I love it!!

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 17:47 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

I had NO idea what ralgex was as N.A. brands are different from E.U. brands, so I googled it. OMG!!!!!! Try googling ralgex rodeo!!!!!!!

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 19:35 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Hahahaha...I just Googled it...

'Ralgex rodeo'

"Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn".

Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow!!!!!

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 20:43 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

That reminds me of thrush!!!!now you'll pee your pants my auny had really bad thrush and couldnt stop the itch, so she ran to the loo in the dark and applyed what she thought was canesten

it wasnt!!!!!!It was colgate HA!!!!!!Fook me I laughed for a week..HE! HE! I remember the bay city roller break out everywere you went the girls were dressed in white trousers with the tartan bottoms, I was a punk rocker who loved elvis, Go figure! I must have looked really wierd with me leather jacket safety pins n me elvis t-shirt Oh to be 15 again!!!!!my b/f dyed his hair pink with food colouring and it rained, We walked through town with him dripping pink..Bless he didnt last long. There was no chance Id ever think of sex then not like now as I was so skinny I wore 10 pairs of knickers under me trousers to make me look fatter, Can you imagine that..It was a great contaception!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! (:0)

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 21:43 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Sounds more like a contraption Mandy!!

Posted on 29 April 2008 @ 23:45 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Remember The Monkees?

Cheer up Mandys Aunty

Oh what can it mean

Your poor foo is still so itchy

But has the whitest smile we've ever seen...

Posted on 30 April 2008 @ 0:11 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

How funny! Someone just sang the Monkees while I was reading your answer! Songs are like smells, aren't they? You can flip backwards in time when you hear one with a special meaning, or smell that first hint of snow in the air... or FLIP FLOP KERPLOP in Mandyspeak... HAHAHAHA!

Posted on 30 April 2008 @ 3:5 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Yea uncy phil that as well hun!!!!!!!Ive got me own language you'll get used to it! You really have already, its called typing while talking to children and no spell check makes for great convo though my fwiends LOVE YA ALL XXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 30 April 2008 @ 12:37 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Yeah - It's too quiet in my house except for all the little voices in my head!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, Bless! Miss Mine!

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Your the best Mandy! Your writing puts a smile on my face every single day!

Posted on 30 April 2008 @ 15:0 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh cawots ya make me wanna cwyee now! Tanks hunny you sure make me smile (:0) XXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 30 April 2008 @ 19:8 (London time) - permalink
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