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pick up lines

jay12toes, posted over a year ago

some friends and i were discussing all the stupid pick up lines we knew and i wanted to see if you guys knew some that i didnt. for example one of my favorites is, "I lost my number, can i have yours?"

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 2:8 (London time) - permalink
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FountainOfIndifference, posted over a year ago

"I'm just like a Rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."

"I'm a pirate looking for treasure. Can I dig around your chest?"

"If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"If I bit my lip will you kiss it better?"

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 2:26 (London time) - permalink
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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

Those are great lol, i havent heard any of them.

how about "You must work for the UPS because i couldv swore i saw you cheaking out my package."

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 3:5 (London time) - permalink
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FountainOfIndifference, posted over a year ago

"Hello. I was just showing this rose how beautiful you were."

"I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?"

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 4:48 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I'd like to cook a meal for you - how about breakfast? How do you like your eggs - fertilised or not?

Are you wearing space knickers? Your arse is out of this world.

As long as I have a face you'll have somewhere to sit.

Fancy going halves on a baby? No? How about we just practice then?

I have to be in by 10pm.

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 10:0 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

'Do you have a plaster?' 'No why?' 'Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you'

'Do you have a map because everytime I look into your eyes I get lost'

'If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together'

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 10:25 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Do you want to dance? NO!!!!oh I suppose a shag is out the question then????That was said to me not long ago did make me laugh though!!!!!!:)

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 11:43 (London time) - permalink
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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

Those are all great guys, i didnt realise there were so many i didnt know.

"That must be jam cuz jelly dont shake like that."

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 14:58 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Here is the lamest pick up line, I ever heard! This one is likely a line, many of you have heard as well.

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it 'against' me"

Posted on 7 February 2009 @ 21:18 (London time) - permalink
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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

how about "i know you must be tired cuz youv been walkin through my mind all day."

Posted on 8 February 2009 @ 2:46 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

One bloke walked up to me in a pub and said, "Grab your coat,you've pulled". Cheeky sod, me and my friend just ignored him and he went to the next table and said the same thing to a girl sat there.

Posted on 9 February 2009 @ 13:42 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

"You remind me of someone I saw on Star Trek." My husband's first sentence to me.

Posted on 9 February 2009 @ 17:26 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Not the Klingons I hope! But if we're talking Lt Uhura - phew! different matter!

Posted on 9 February 2009 @ 19:29 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Ha! I absolutely was speechless...it wasn't until much later on that I found out he meant one epidsode that had Terri Garr in it. It still is way whacked as I look nothing remotely like her. I think he may have had "tee many martooni's".

Posted on 9 February 2009 @ 20:17 (London time) - permalink
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jay12toes, posted over a year ago

thats funny, what an odd pick up line.

"would you like to have sex and share a pizza? no? what you dont like pizza?"

a friend told me that one just yesterday.

Posted on 10 February 2009 @ 1:41 (London time) - permalink
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