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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

hiya i'm new to the site my name is natalie, i love offering advice to people and helping others out really, i work with children and the elderly i might not be seen as wise as i'm only 21 but sometimes i think i'm actually alot older, i live with my fiance and 2 children and so far my life has been a rollercoaster ride :)i've had my ups and downs an can relate to most problems that people may have in relationships etc

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, posted over a year ago

Well Welcome. We can always use a new set of eyes and life experience. ;)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Hi hun WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!(:0)hope you enjoy as much as we all do TAKE CARE WITH LOVE N HUGS MANDY XXXXXXXXXXXX

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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

thanks for the welcome :) still getting use to this site lol i haven't had a good look through it yet but will do today thanks again xx

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Okay welcome but mind, you'd better be civil to your fellow aunts or Birdy will be on you faster than you can say Kris Kringle.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Heehee, Eyes, thanks for the reminder about Birdy (aka Miss Manners Jr)... she's a good one to emulate.

Welcome to the world of DC and I hope you enjoy your time here! You'll get the hang of it soon, no doubt.

Keep well!

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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Welcome to the mixed bag of nuts! You'll find this site is addictive and the natives are friendly!

Birdy

XXX

Miss Manners Junior HA!!! I love it!!!

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, posted over a year ago

Er...forgive me if I am wrong.Have you been on this site before?Your face seems very familiar.

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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

no sry hun i've never been on this site before, my friend told me about it as i said i needed to do something when the childern are in bed and she knows i like giving advice and helping others out :)

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 0:54 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Yo bugs hunny CaringMummyof2 reminds me of another aunt that used to be on the site, But no just a similarity, I had to take a double triple quadruple look(If thats ho! ho! ho! ya shpell it) morning critters!!!!!!!!

Right we haven't had a joke for awhile, hehehe!!!!!

NOT SURE IF THIS IS A PEE YA PANTS COFFEE WARNING? I HAD TO CHANGE BUT THAT LITTLE MOI!!!!!!!!!!!

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!" (:0)

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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

haha!never heard that 1 before x

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 9:19 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

It's always nice to see a new smiling face! If it's joke time here's another, but don't blame me - Pepper started it!

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took

Himself off to the doctors.

'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag.

'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but

I'll do a blood test and see what that shows.

Come back and see me in a couple of days.'

The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

'What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.

'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor.

'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!'

Said the little paper bag.

'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor.

'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'

'Well have you been sharing needles with other

Intravenous drug users?'

'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'

'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?'

'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'

'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual relationship?'

'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper

bag!'

'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor:

'Your mother must have been a carrier'.

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Oblivia, posted over a year ago

Haha, that was really funny jokes. Here comes one I got at work. I've translated into english myself, so hope it make sense :)

A woman just came out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She wraps a towel around her and go to answer the door. It was her neighbour calling and when seeing her in her towel he offers her 1000 dollars if she would drop her towel to the ground.

She drops her towel, he takes a good look up and down, gives her a 1000 dollars and walks away.

The woman walks back in to the room to get dressed and her husband asks who were at the door.

-Oh, it was just the neighbour, the woman said.

-Ah, the husband says, did he come by to return the 1000 dollars I lended him yesterday?

-O

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, posted over a year ago

I know who you look like....The similarity is just astounding.I am sorry I don't think such a similarity can exist until otherwise you guys were twins....

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 10:47 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

who bugs who! who! who! brook shields comes to mind, Well thats wot I fink! but who bugs who!!!!!!I've been told I look like an angel that fell from heaven! HAHAHA! Yea get me a beer to, N posh spice PFFFFFFFFFFF! The hair! Mmmmm pinky or the brain I think my son said (:0)

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

The last one I'll explain hunny.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahAs9gegs0M

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, posted over a year ago

I am cursed.I never forget a face!.BOO HOO.BOO HOO.

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, posted over a year ago

At first glance, I mistook her for Shania Twain. The picture is stunning.

So who is it?

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 15:49 (London time) - permalink
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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

who's who?

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 15:55 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hey Natalie,

Face reading is my hobby.So when I see a face on the profile I read it.There was an aunt before you, who got into a controversy and her profile was removed.You can pass as a dead ringer for her.I especially studied the chin and those eyes for a long time.People look alike but not this alike.

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Read my face Bugs

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 16:23 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

where is the face?I only see one eye.wait...that's your nose.

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 16:40 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hi Natalie, welcome to the madhouse. I've got a daughter called Natalie. Lovely name. It's supposedly a Russian name - Natalia I think. Anyway, it's a pity her mummy, who is also a mummy of two, didn't look like you - I might have stayed with her.

Come on Bugsy - who's the twin sister? I'm in suspenders. I mean suspense.

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, posted over a year ago

I thought it was a nipple

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, posted over a year ago

So this solidifies that sex IS always on a man's brain? :P

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 17:12 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Uncy Phil!Behave!

My husband might not be the only one who has a black belt in karate.

I bet Eyes's husband knows a thing or twp about Martial Arts.

Aunts don't get flattered by his words.On seeing my pic Uncy Phil said I could give Shilpa Shetty a run for her money.LOL.

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, posted over a year ago

Fade! I think so too.LOL.

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 17:12 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I dunno...that whole suspenders talk had me reving my engines...:P It's the older man's answer to bungee cords and bondage...saves money.

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, posted over a year ago

I don't even know what's suspenders.Good for me...

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 17:22 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

There you go, Shilpa - take a look at these - should clear things up for you!

Oops sorry - I meant Bugs.

(:o)

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, posted over a year ago

http://www.stockingsdirect.co.uk/suspender-belts.html?gclid=CNWxi_a5opcCFQ-bnAodBSAFlA

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, posted over a year ago

Er...What's the big deal.Scratches head in confusion.To clear up things-I look like Shilpa Shetty's maid.Hee Hee.

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 17:36 (London time) - permalink
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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

you guys are so funny, so i guess you all get on quite well then, i don't have a twin but i do have an older sister who shares the same birthday strangely enough, shes 3 years older then me :)haha, i am who i say i am if you want to know more about me just ask i don't mind x

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, posted over a year ago

Natalie!

Is your sister's name Rebecca?Other guys ring a bell??

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 17:51 (London time) - permalink
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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

just want to say thank you for the nice welcome off everyone, ok just a quick question i haven't been able to get on the site much since signing up but my ratings are poor so far is that because i haven't answered many questions or is because my answers arent really good enough???

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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

i have 3 sisters sonya, toni and chelsea

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, posted over a year ago

I am not too sure how ratings are given.But does it really matter?

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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

not really, as long as i know i can offer some good advice to others :)

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 18:1 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

What truly matters, is that you give your insight.

I don't care about ratings, I don't see this as a popularity contest and to be honest, I don't set out to be popular either. :P

We can always need new eyes.

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

no sweety it isn't that your answers are bad never think that..you are here and that is good your kind caring and want to help people, Thats all that matters (((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))) N BUGS! My little sexy wabbit fwiend whats her name oh dear I no who you mean, sh sh sh I no who she is...beautiful, And yep uncy phil I can see were your coming from naughty!!!!hehehe! :) These people are all wonderful nat sorry if you don't like your name shortened, I couldn't rem how to spell it sorry, You have a lovely nose eyes...Hows the butt plugs hun (:0)

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

what?

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 21:12 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

My husband doesn't know a thing about martial arts but he does know his beer.

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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

yeh nat is fine lol, butt plugs?? lol was that question ment for me

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, posted over a year ago

Don't worry Nat - that was for Eyes' eyes. Old joke. Something to do with the Dear Cupid Sex Manual. With assistance from Irish, Tisha is going to get it published I believe. You'll no doubt meet the pair of them soon enough.

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CaringMummyof2, posted over a year ago

oh ok, thnx for letting me know :) x

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, posted over a year ago

*laughs* Yes, I don't think Pep is overly confident to say butt plugs to someone new and it didn't even phase Eyes which makes it totally classic.

Irish is an awesome Aunt; very supportive and understanding.

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Fade nailed that one! And I'm still trying to find a publisher for the manual. It's in a rather rough draft form. We have some classics. Look back in the Cupids Lounge forum for the thread.

I was rather thinking that we could do a Dr. Suess style book; did he make it over to the UK? Green Eggs and Ham?

"So the schmelienpfeffer took the butt sprizzlespackle and zwinged! it into the barnsnicker shpot."

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, posted over a year ago

That sounds like fun. Inventing words for sexual parts and sexual positions. But they have to rhyme!!! :P

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Then you write the next line! ;P

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

"So the schmelienpfeffer took the butt sprizzlespackle and zwinged! it into the barnsnicker shpot." We all had a dance, around the totem pole and the newbie had to have a shot!!!!!!

Shpackles ans shpickles and schooby dooby doos

YOU LOT HAVE LOST IT!!!!!!!!Me I'm fine thanks (:0)

Thats not a coffee warning eh!!!!!!I never no these days, people pee there pants all the time for no apparent weason, You got that right fade...Can you imagine

Hi my names Madonna and I'm new to the site....

BUTT PLUGS HUN N WELCOME HEHEHEHE!!!!Whoops tenna lady (:0)

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Which reminds me, did you guys all go over to Irish's pad for the BBQ without me? Ended up throwing out a couple dozen stinking devils eggs cause I hadn't heard anything...whew

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Hunny would it be the same without you? nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!:)

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, posted over a year ago

Can I please come too?:-).

Can I sing?

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Lte's all go to Canada and surprise Irish for the Holidays!

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I'm in!!!!

What's on the shopping list again for the BBQ? And who's got Tom Jones phone number?

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, posted over a year ago

I just heard that Irish is packing her bags to escape from all of us!!

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, posted over a year ago

Guys!

What was that in Harry Potter's story that made people appear in the twinkle of a finger any where that they wanted?.

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 19:13 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Apparating and disapparating

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Damn it's not working...

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, posted over a year ago

Eyes I think I see something.Are you having a glass of beer in your hands?

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I wish...hey maybe you are seeing my thoughts!

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, posted over a year ago

Wot? Why would anyone pour beer into a glass? You just drink it from the chilled bottle...

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, posted over a year ago

If I ever have beer again need to try it out.On my 30th birthday am going to get sloshed....Pepper bring the Vino...

Waify hugs to everyone around.Have a great day Guys!!

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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Oh don't worry hunny I'll bring the vino da la plonk (There is another few lines for you to get your wittle wabbit head around)...I had to throw out a bottle of wine that was 12yrs old yesterday. THROW OUT!!!!MAN THAT WOULD HAVE KNOCKED MY HEAD OFF!!!!!I Looked and I looked at my little lady as she said chuck it out its no good its all thick at the bottom! The glass was thick at the bottom NOT THE WINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna job bugs Hun you no the kinda stuff that's going down mate...LOL!!!! Yo I'm on me way, just get me broom stick n Tom ok girls n guys (:0)

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