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over a year ago
Hello dear friend, I am sorry the welcome crew consisted of the escapees from the local nuthouse. We usually keep them locked up, but since they are clever they keep breaking out of the cages we put them in...
Please feel at home, most people are very nice and you can use private mail to get help and support from anybody on board. If you have a problem, the master and king is Andrew who can be reached via Dear Cupid. Please make yourself at home, we used to have a bar where you could get drinks cheaply, but it's been closed down..
Games and jokes are in the forums. Advice and support is out the front. (Diovanlestat opens handbag) Here is the welcome pack, bottle of champagne, message from the Queen, the prime minster, the president and a signed picture of Paul Newman. Here's your chocolates and your cake. A copy of the DC manual if you have any problems with sexual terms.... I think I remembered everything, please feel comfortable in your second home...
Oh showers, I forgot the condoms, the bible and the magic wand to protect you from harm... Welcome new friend, we all need all the help we can get. One piece of advice is, please don't mention George Clooney, cause that drives the Dear Cupid people insane for a little while.....
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/im-into-animal-erotica--can-anyone-answer.html
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/my-wife-told-me-she-would-cheat-on.html
Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 21:49 (London time) - permalink
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