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friendswillbefriends, posted over a year ago

Hi, I'm a guy from london who has been told about this place by a mate. I work with others, and am usually able to see a way forward or a word of advice here or there. Hopefully I'll be able to help out here too.

Just thought I'd introduce myself.

Regards

Friends

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 19:22 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Hello Friends...

Welcome aboard, glad you can join us nutters and crazies........

.....I mean aunties and uncles.

I'm yer BigSis, nice to 'meet' you. I hope you enjoy your stay here with us.

The straight jackets are in a lock-up in the back yard. Just let me know when you need one.

: )

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 19:55 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Welcome Friends

Please excuse Big Sis, she's an escapee from the local hospital, hence the hord of straight jackets....lol...luv ya really!!!!!

Anyhow hope you enjoy the site and nice to meet you

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 20:36 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

They're a job lot, Wiggly bum.gottem off Del Boy.

Well...You know what they say Rodney?....

"You know it makes sense".

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 21:9 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hello dear friend, I am sorry the welcome crew consisted of the escapees from the local nuthouse. We usually keep them locked up, but since they are clever they keep breaking out of the cages we put them in...

Please feel at home, most people are very nice and you can use private mail to get help and support from anybody on board. If you have a problem, the master and king is Andrew who can be reached via Dear Cupid. Please make yourself at home, we used to have a bar where you could get drinks cheaply, but it's been closed down..

Games and jokes are in the forums. Advice and support is out the front. (Diovanlestat opens handbag) Here is the welcome pack, bottle of champagne, message from the Queen, the prime minster, the president and a signed picture of Paul Newman. Here's your chocolates and your cake. A copy of the DC manual if you have any problems with sexual terms.... I think I remembered everything, please feel comfortable in your second home...

Oh showers, I forgot the condoms, the bible and the magic wand to protect you from harm... Welcome new friend, we all need all the help we can get. One piece of advice is, please don't mention George Clooney, cause that drives the Dear Cupid people insane for a little while.....

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/im-into-animal-erotica--can-anyone-answer.html

http://www.dearcupid.org/question/my-wife-told-me-she-would-cheat-on.html

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 21:49 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Well done, D'Lestat, you've probably scared the poor bloke away.

Dear Friend...this cartoon cowgirl, complete with whip, is not all she 'crack's' up to be...word of advice....

...if you support spurs - stay away from hers!

Oh! that rhymes....am I the dog's kohones or what?

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 22:13 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

That bigsis lady, sometimes gets herself confused, so please don't run away, we need more men here... As you noticed she likes football and that says it all..... pfff

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 22:20 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Yes I love football, and basketball, and hardball...basically, any kind of ball.

{talk a load of it too!)

: ^ o

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 22:27 (London time) - permalink
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friendswillbefriends, posted over a year ago

Thanks all, Nice of the welcoming committee to come out, no matter how scared you think I am, takes quite a bit to scare me, and overall, appreciate your welcome.

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 22:30 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Your welcome is wellcum.

Posted on 18 October 2008 @ 22:39 (London time) - permalink
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lane25, posted over a year ago

hey wellcum 2 the club im Lane25 add me to ur friends list i need more buds to talk 2

Posted on 19 October 2008 @ 5:30 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

OH HUNNY I REALLY FEEL FOR U! Im the sane one :} Sis well just make sure you are close to da loo n u'll b ok, wiggles well she's harmless really but teamed together with diovan n sis LETHAL COMBO!!!!Me well Im as normal as ya get!!!!!!!!!(:0)

Posted on 19 October 2008 @ 21:43 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

AHEM!!! *coughs*

I DON'T FINK SO!!

I'd be careful of Pepper if I were you, speshly with them CAPS....without them she's all gummy!!

Teeheehee!

Posted on 19 October 2008 @ 23:49 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Im a sveedish gummy bear

Teeheehee!

Posted on 20 October 2008 @ 9:5 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hi! I am Canadian...Eh!! Yip a true born & bread flatlander, not sure ya all know about the Canadian praries but it is really FLAT where I live. My neighbor's wife left him one time and surely it was no secret, we all knew which way she went... cos we could see her walkin' for days!!! Not everything's flat in the praries though, my sister's T-shirt cleared that up (written across her chest and all!!)

Welcome to the bunch, I am new here myself and having loads of fun! I haven't met too many uncles yet but the aunties have lots of fun, always make me smile & laugh!!! I hope you enjoy your stay, & don't forget to tip the entertainment!! They work hard to put on a good show lol!

Posted on 20 October 2008 @ 18:4 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

A gummy bear from Ikea!

jajajaja!!

Posted on 20 October 2008 @ 20:51 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Ikea da guoommy bars,(sveedish) Ive been thinking about getting bloody gummy bears all day! But the ankle biter will pinch them :)Told u they were all mad hun STRAIGHT JACKET!

Has that all ready been done? I no how the poor woman felt Hun, Apperently I was seen down the beach with some guy the other week, OK! (:0)

Posted on 20 October 2008 @ 21:9 (London time) - permalink
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friendswillbefriends, posted over a year ago

Well I've not been seen with anyone, but in my job anything is possible lol.

Anyway, thanks for the errr "interesting" thoughts on this.

Posted on 20 October 2008 @ 22:16 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Friends! Watcha mate! Got any benefits?? hahaha!

: ^ )

Posted on 20 October 2008 @ 22:20 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Behave Big Sis

Posted on 20 October 2008 @ 22:29 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Can't make me.

Posted on 20 October 2008 @ 23:55 (London time) - permalink
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