Ghosts-Why are you so boring?

, posted over a year ago

I once saw a ghost. Might not have been a ghost as such given the fact I was only 17 and had just got on the outside of several measures of alcohol plus more than a few blows off some tasty joints.

As I lay stoned and pissed and letting the thought bubbles float from my head I had a brief panic moment when one thought cloud came out empty. Nothing there. I'm not thinking of anything.Is this normal? Eeek!

Then suddenly i hear this voice "whooo" it said. Pardon? Says me. I am a ghost she says. Whooo is what we say. Why "whooo" I ask. That's what we ghosts say she patiently replies. We also hover.

Hover where asks me. Just hover here and there she replies. Well typical stupid ghosts I sez. Excuse me she interrupts.But I'm not to be interrupted never mind excused.You ghosts should do more interestin stuff than just sayin whooo and hovering over people. Why not hover up that bonny lass next door's skirt? Now that would give ya something to whooo about. Not that I've been there meself mind you. Just sayin like.

But if I was a ghost..well haud me back folks. I would be hovering up every lassies skirt left right and chelsea. And if I ever got the poltergeist urge instead of chucking decent folks ornaments about at random watch me at the casino planking the roulette ball bang on the no5 that that skint auld granny put a fiver on. And I wouldn't object to a wee hover up her daughters skirt either.

And let's not forget the fun of slappin some super glue onto the toilet seats at Celtic Park or popping a pair of mickey mouse ears onto George Bush when he is making a "live" broadcast.

So you can hover and whooo all you like lass but I reckon you ghosts should get a life if you'll pardon the pun. She goes away in the huff.

Dear Aunties

Are ghosts boring or what?

Waz

Posted on 12 September 2008 @ 9:2 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Well your sure not! :)

If I were a ghost id fly and pop wabbit ears on gordon brown just to make diovan no I was still around, Oooooh Id do much more than whooooooooooo!!!!!sounds like a good night there me matey :)

Posted on 12 September 2008 @ 9:30 (London time) - permalink
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TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

I have seen (well not actually seen) but felt a ghostly presence. I was working on a Saturday alone in the factory department of the company I work for. I was making a dress, and caught something out of the corner of my eye. I looked around and there was no-body there, so I carried on. A few minutes later, a cotton real flew across the back of me (they are industrial and quite heavy) so it couldnt have just come off the shelf. I thought my boss or one of the other girls must be playing a trick on me, so I hunted all through the building, but nobody was there. The scariest thing of all was hold cold it suddenly went, icy even.

It was July..............Whoooooooooooooo.

Still dont like being here on my own to this day.

Posted on 12 September 2008 @ 10:18 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Who said that?????!

: ^ o

Posted on 12 September 2008 @ 12:48 (London time) - permalink
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TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

Booo......It was only me, silly.

he he!

Posted on 12 September 2008 @ 13:2 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

You fwightened me! Don't do it again! I nearly had a cadillac!

Phew!

Posted on 12 September 2008 @ 23:40 (London time) - permalink
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