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What unusual name to do you have for your privates... and how did you get it?

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Question - (11 November 2009) 25 Answers - (Newest, 4 December 2009)
A male United States age 51-59, *eadansr writes:

Mine is petercheese. My girlfriend years ago gave me it. The first time she gave me head she said it squrted out like a can of ez cheese. So she called it peter cheese.

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A male reader, duce00 United States +, writes (4 December 2009):

duce00 agony auntAfter careful consideration my cock has decided he wants to be called...

"The Heat Seeking Moisture Missle"

Its rather funny how that almost made him sound intelligent isn't it?

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A reader, anonymous, writes (30 November 2009):

What's this "we"?

Shouldn't you have said "I"?

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A male reader, Seadansr United States +, writes (30 November 2009):

Seadansr is verified as being by the original poster of the question

Lots of hilarious answers. keep them coming as we all want to hear some more funny ones

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (15 November 2009):

at the beginning of the night it's Limpy, but by morning, Sir Cum-A-Lot

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A male reader, duce00 United States +, writes (14 November 2009):

duce00 agony auntI am thankfully at an age now where my cock is only a 49% shareholder of all mergers and acquisitions.

After a couple hostile take overs resulting in gross mis-treatment of my two very loyal union workers there is hope that a better treatment for all involved is in our future.

Discussions are still contentious and he often digresses into talk of spearheading less than worthy organizations.

Despite all the tension involved I will send a memo to my cock and see if he can humbly create his own moniker now that his days of tyranny are mostly over.

I will keep you all abreast of any intelligent responses but he is rarely the more eloquent of the two of us.

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A female reader, Legioness United Kingdom +, writes (14 November 2009):

Legioness agony auntSomeone once named my boobs kev and bev.. (uk people you should remember the advert? Lol) and my fiance calls his penis ronnie, purple ronnie lol and I sometimes call it double-o-goo.. You can probably imagine why :p ha

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (12 November 2009):

i call the hubbys testicles - THE BOYS

but he changed it to KNOB and KNOCKERS.

so i use it interchangably.

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A male reader, Illithid United States +, writes (12 November 2009):

Illithid agony auntMy ex called mine Socrates, because he was a "Philosopher" (as in "Fill Lots of Her", say both aloud). This of course led to horrible innuendo puns such as "Care to try the Socratic Method?"

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A reader, anonymous, writes (12 November 2009):

aaaawwwkkkk....i don't want to know...( so why do i keep checking every 5 minutes to read any new posts? huh huh) its like a roller-coaster ride where you are screaming but you cant quit watching but you just keep gettin back on ) hahaha

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

My ex and I called ours JuPe (he named me after juicy peach) and his StrongBow (its a bit bent).

Current Fiancé and I have been a bit less imaginative and they are referred to as Minkie and Winkie *pronounced as Miiinkiiie and Wiiinkiie - somehow he still manages to stay hard ;)

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

Mine is Sgt. Pepper -- one of the Lonely Parts Club Band.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

'Big Iron Bar'.

How did I get it? The nickname, you mean? Eh, I was given it.

I suppose its nicer than 'what the **** is that?'

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

My wife has several names for mine, depending upon her mood.

Most of the time she calls it Lord Puffy Baby Batter Shooter. Nahh just kidding...

I'll fess up....

I call mine the Stimulus Package!!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

A certain young lady in Florida gave mine the name 'Max', after Maxwell House coffee.

She said he was good to the last drop.

Max is happy with that.

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A female reader, Lola1 Canada +, writes (11 November 2009):

Lola1 agony auntI haven't named mine. Is that neglectful?

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

my girlfriend calls mine adhd...for obvious reasons....

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

phoenix...rising from the as*es

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

Katyani, you crack me up. Mine are called IN-LIMBO, because they can't decide whether to go with one team or the other, and too lazy to play in both- g

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

yes do... i am laughing hysterically through the vomit in my mouth...hahaha umm how about the one named lettuce...because it wilted so fast?

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A male reader, Seadansr United States +, writes (11 November 2009):

Seadansr is verified as being by the original poster of the question

Kat that is the fun of this. We all go by aliases here and no one is the wiser unless u know that person. Just wanted to bring some humor out here to break up the tension of asking serious questions

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

With me and my boyfriend, we call his penis as "junior" or "birdie". Very common I think.

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A male reader, CaringGuy United Kingdom +, writes (11 November 2009):

I got the name Roadkill.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

my wife is a baseball fan so she calls mine...slugger. It's not very original but he seems to like it...

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

my ex wife called mine worthless...

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 November 2009):

are you really an adult? i mean really. who cares what anyone calls your private parts. i have no problem talking about penis issues...but this ...have we come to this? I mean dude... one of my favorite people on this sight has a saying and i may get it wrong as i am known to do. .. but you will understand if plainly enough i think.....i feel a little throw-up in my mouth...PLEASE...I DON"T WANT TO KNOW THIS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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