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Article - (18 November 2007) 6 Comments - (Newest, 10 December 2007)
A , writes:

Hi, Well it is Waterloo Sunset again and this story is not as good as the mouse story but it always makes me laugh when i think of it.

I was with my ex at the time, the same bloke as the mouse story, so that tells you a lot!

It was a warm sunny day and my son lay in the pram in the sitting room at the back of the house. As i walked past him i squeaked his little toy and went outside. My then bf was creeping around the garden looking quite puzzled. When i asked what was wrong he told me to shut to f up! (Well he was quite charming with words) He said a cockatoo bird had just flown into the apple tree. We stood there ages looking up into the tree and nothing was happening. I got impatient and started to talk. He went mental! Told me to f shut up. i went back into the house and squeaked the toy again. My bf then said, he could hear it again. I soon cottoned on that the cockatoo bird was actually the childs toy. So i crept up the garden and stood behind the shed and squeaked it again. That sent him into motion. He was off into the house for the binoculars. I thought i was going to have a heart attack at this point. It was so funny.He came back out and i squeaked it again, but this time he saw me. Oh i have never laughed so much for ages.

Just a mere mention of the word cockatoo sent him reeling.

There are more stories in my head as we speak.

take care

Waterloo sunset

xx

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A female reader, dearkelja United States +, writes (10 December 2007):

dearkelja agony auntJust found this and read it. I am laughing out loud. I was really down and just looking for something to cheer me up when I came upon this story.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (19 November 2007):

This is verified as being by the original poster of the question

The bit about the swearing was a joke, he wasnt charming at all!

Thanks for reading.

take care

Waterloo sunset

xx

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A male reader, Jamer70 United Kingdom +, writes (19 November 2007):

Jamer70 agony auntVery nice. and i wonder how he was charming with those swears?

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A reader, anonymous, writes (18 November 2007):

This is verified as being by the original poster of the question

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Best wishes

Waterloo sunset

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A reader, anonymous, writes (18 November 2007):

More, please more. You and Mandy7 keep me in stitches. More nutty British women, please :)

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A female reader, Oblivia Sweden +, writes (18 November 2007):

Oblivia agony auntHilarious :))))!

Eagerly waiting for more stories!

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