Who need's men!!!!!!!

ok so im the one thats drunk tonight. i went out with my bf n his mates to preston. he decided at 11 that he'd spent too much money but didn't have the guts to tell his mates. as i'd aranged for my dad to pick us up i told them. they got pissed off at him so he decoded to tell them that he hadn't actually decided if he wanted to go or not. i then told him he had better decide soon as my dad had already set of (we live in darwen by the way). he then stormed out of the pub we were in n when i followed him out he ran off from me. i've never been to preston before so i didnt have a clue were i was. eventually his friends found me n took me to where i'd arrange to meet my dad, my bf wasn't there. he rang me several times askin for the keys for our flat n i told him he had to come home with me or it was his problem. neway my dad met me n i went home without him now im seriously thinkin of leavin him...what do u think? am i right?

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 0:40 (London time) - permalink
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Yeah! DAMN THOSE MEN! DAMN THEM ALL!

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 1:52 (London time) - permalink
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hey i dont kno martini that actually sounds like fun!

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 3:49 (London time) - permalink
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[laughs]

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 8:11 (London time) - permalink
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we could sacrifice a man bit by bit over a number of weeks.

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 11:20 (London time) - permalink
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Martini, you're so, like, with it in a feminine way y'know? I think every woman should have a Martini in their house to rant at and talk to when their men do strange male things that us women cant fathom. I mean that in the nicest poss way of course.;)

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 11:20 (London time) - permalink
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nik i agree. who needs girlfriends to rant at about men when you can have your own personal martini.

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 11:30 (London time) - permalink
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That'd be great wouldnt it. I think we should clone him!

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 11:47 (London time) - permalink
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yay! that would be a great idea. sorry if this hurts martini

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 11:52 (London time) - permalink
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ooops strand.... i think im still drunk

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 11:52 (London time) - permalink
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As Sexy Goddess Linz demands it I guess... I hope you didn't pluck that hair from any other place than those from atop my head... You know the head with the two eyes, two ears, a mouth and a nose... [blinks]

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 12:2 (London time) - permalink
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no i seem to recall in my drunken state that it was from an area with 2 meatballs n a saussage hehe.

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 12:7 (London time) - permalink
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hey ive just made a martini doll out of a clothes peg and a hanky. Now if I could have some more hair to stick on top of it. Bend over Martini..

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 12:9 (London time) - permalink
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OMGOSH! NOOOOO!!! [runs away and appears behind you] How about you bend over instead? [wink]

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 16:6 (London time) - permalink
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lol both. there be a very long object insetrd to pluck hairs from inside

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 16:12 (London time) - permalink
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yikes Sexylinz, that kind of sounds like you were a torturer in a past life or something...but also very interesting. Martini, Ill bend over but only if there's a huge chocolate bar on the floor, ha ha.

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 16:53 (London time) - permalink
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How about rather than simply bending over, why don't you get on your hands and knees and nibble that chocolate bar with only your mouth? [goes and get a skimpy cat costume]

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 17:3 (London time) - permalink
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ha i know you're game mister. You dont get me on my hands and knees that easily in a cat costume...oh okay then:)

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 17:5 (London time) - permalink
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Utter filth!! I am shocked at your behaviour and insist you (don't) stop....

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 18:30 (London time) - permalink
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ok. Im just hoping that martini will wear a gladiator costume:)

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 18:42 (London time) - permalink
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mmm i dont know i remember him sayin he likes a woman in a cat costume...maybe he should try it on himsel. hehe

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 19:40 (London time) - permalink
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I'll wear (almost) anything, but I must insist that all three of you shed your human clothing abominations and get into those fuzzy ears and tail, furry paws and cuffs. If you wish, I can adorn your necks with platinum chokers if you meow meow for a ball of chocolate or for your favorite food or toy...

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 20:41 (London time) - permalink
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Utter filth????

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 21:21 (London time) - permalink
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meow meow.

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 21:35 (London time) - permalink
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I am only jealous, do I get to join in?

Posted on 28 January 2007 @ 22:56 (London time) - permalink
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Get drunk alcohol always seems to solve problems for a good 16 hours BOTTOMS UP.

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 5:3 (London time) - permalink
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Hey, it's a "Who Needs Men" thread! OF COURSE you can join in Willy! [wink]

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 8:45 (London time) - permalink
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Now this 'no-men' all girl party is this a fantasy for you Martini? I have a feeling you're engineering this little get together for your own needs. (smiles and nods knowingly) I dont care though as long as there's alcohol and did someone mention chocolote covered strawberries? Count me in and cover me in em;)

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 9:0 (London time) - permalink
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Realm ..... you are rude!

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 9:27 (London time) - permalink
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Nikita, it COULD be a fantasy. Then again, it doesn't have to stay as a fantasy. [laughs and winks]

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 10:57 (London time) - permalink
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Hmmm, three or four of us girls dressed in cat costumes, eating chocolate covered strawberries while on all fours as you initiate proceedings while dressed in a gladiator costume. Sounds like something Austen Powers would do, while on crack. lol ;)

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 16:45 (London time) - permalink
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Hahaha! NICE! Very nice! [dreams] 08]

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 17:23 (London time) - permalink
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Indeed! (dreams with you)...... I just lost my answer to a question dammit. My computer is playing up. Its evil.

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 17:32 (London time) - permalink
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rude was I, I must have bin drunk, no pun taken but I was having male problems and just decided to bring out the crown royal. I loooove Crown Royal.

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 21:43 (London time) - permalink
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I love the picture of your pussy realm.....

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 22:21 (London time) - permalink
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I love the picture of her pussy too. 8]

Posted on 29 January 2007 @ 23:53 (London time) - permalink
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so there i am looking at my sweet panda post on the main "recent posts" part of the forums when i realize this one is talking about, uh, not pandas. lol

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 2:8 (London time) - permalink
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Or 'Shaken and very(looks down in his trouser area)stirred martini' Ding Dong;)

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 11:46 (London time) - permalink
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ooo, er - this site wasn't this filthy last time I visited - was it just little me keeping things clean!!??

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 11:58 (London time) - permalink
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realm is a BOY Martini. Is this a lifestyle choice you are making now?

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 13:24 (London time) - permalink
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heh heh. I thought he was a boy too. Martini, is there perhaps something you're not telling us? ;)

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 14:5 (London time) - permalink
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[laughs] What are you all talking about? I liked the picture of that fuzzy orange furball. So cute! [laughs]

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 14:24 (London time) - permalink
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Its gotta be dirty everytime Martini with a couple of olives thrown in for good measure.(double wink)

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 15:46 (London time) - permalink
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The dirtier the better. I just got hit on by a hot black man and I flirted but I couldn't do anything that would offend his partner. Shucks I guess I will have to daydream again. Maybe if I dropped something in front of him and went to pick it up it might have slapped my butt.(lost in my own world)

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 19:1 (London time) - permalink
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Ha ha,I tried that once and someone did slap my butt but when I turned around it was an old man, with a guide dog, heh heh. I like the cat on your pic realm. Ive got one just like it called Shreddie. Cute.

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 19:11 (London time) - permalink
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ginger pussies rule....I have one....

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 19:20 (London time) - permalink
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thanks it was the only picture that I had at the moment on my computer and thought it was fabulous. By the way I always get hit on by dirty old men too. At work every day this old man waits for me to help him and every time he winks at me and every time he does this I feel a little more compelled to vomit on him. Now I admit if he had lots of money and was one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel then we will talk. I am going to HELL.

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 19:38 (London time) - permalink
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Willy, bet he's not as cute as mine tho;)

Posted on 30 January 2007 @ 20:9 (London time) - permalink
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I just got done buying more crap for my vanity(personal image)and yet to have attracted a single man. I am wasting my money...but it feels goooood. Lets see what should I buy next hmmmm...maybe a escort or an inflatable male doll.

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