 Another_Kapiti, posted
over a year ago
New phrases to learn for 2010!
TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and leaves.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm (office cubicles), and peoples' heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
SINBAD: Single working girls, i.e. Single Income, No Boyfriend And Desperate.
AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
MILLENNIUM DOMES: The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually bugger all in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH: A bath so hot that, when lowering yourself in, you go 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'
MYSTERY BUS: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
TART FUEL: Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
TRAMP STAMP: Tattoo on a female.
PICASSO BUM: A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
Posted on 17 November 2009 @ 23:46 (London time) - permalink
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