men are just happier people

men are just happier people---what do you expect from such creatures?? ... your last name stays the same...the garage is all yours...wedding plans take care of themselves...chocolate is just another snack...car mechanics tell you the truth...the world is your urinal...you never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky...you dont have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt...same work, more pay...one mood all the time...phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat...a 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase...you can open all of your own jars...you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...if someone forgets to invite you, you can still be friends...your underwear is $8.95 for a pkg of 3...three pair of shoes are more than enough...you never have a strap problem in public...you can never be pregnant...you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes...wrinkles add character to the face...the same hairstyle lasts decades...grey hair is a sign of maturity...you only have to shave your face...you can 'do' your nails with a pocketknife...you have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache...you can play with toys all your life...one wallet and one pair of shoes...one color for all seasons...you can do your Christmas shopping on Dec. 24, in 25 min. NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER!!!!

Posted on 3 November 2009 @ 20:22 (London time) - permalink
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and they can fart without blushing

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 13:36 (London time) - permalink
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and not have to wear brand new pantyhose (stockings) for only 5 minutes before getting a run (ladder) in them....

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 13:56 (London time) - permalink
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Mines thinks the washing and ironing does itself!

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 14:56 (London time) - permalink
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too funny!! and mostly true. In our defense involving wedding plans it isnt safe for us to have an opinion that might slightly alter our partners life long carrefully planned out vision. Serously we are just greatful to be invited.

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 15:20 (London time) - permalink
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and they can go to sleep right in the middle of an arguement. Just be ranting and raving and look over and he is SOUND asleep!!! Lol you gotta love em. ;D to tnsg: and truly we're glad that you show up! ;)

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 16:36 (London time) - permalink
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Oh dear! That sleeping part... not to mention the ability to gobble up the food (if you are sharing) before we have had any time to even swallow that oh so dainty bite!

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 17:3 (London time) - permalink
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When are women going to admit that fart jokes are funny?

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 17:28 (London time) - permalink
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Hey I laughed my ass off at fart jokes for a long time...then I started 4th grade. Welcome tnsg!

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 18:39 (London time) - permalink
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I can relate to the farting, the three men in my house think it is a hoot! i think they are the only three men i know that can fart and burp at the same time, hilarious they think!

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 19:42 (London time) - permalink
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Do they thread a towel in one ear and out the other, and rub vigorously to clear out the obviously empty cavity? ;-)

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 19:55 (London time) - permalink
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Only if it's your very best guest towel...

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 19:59 (London time) - permalink
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I see they've been over to your house too.

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 20:0 (London time) - permalink
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yes, i hate to 'share a bag of chips or m&ms or something...i get one or two and then look over and they are all GONE!!! and should i even mention that they are unable to ask for directions or read a map???? lol

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 20:1 (London time) - permalink
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Mine makes me program the GPS!

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 20:10 (London time) - permalink
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Isn't bashing men fun and it's so easy!

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 20:12 (London time) - permalink
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Fish in a barrel.

Posted on 5 November 2009 @ 20:49 (London time) - permalink
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Comes naturally... and I must say that it is a day when I most needed to male bash!! Thanks for the support you guys.

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 5:39 (London time) - permalink
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I agree, you become very thick skinned living with three men.

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 8:28 (London time) - permalink
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Gina, yours don't need to learn to fly....

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 12:5 (London time) - permalink
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Yes i know Tisha horrendous farting isn't it? i think like most men they know when their bread's being buttered!

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 12:11 (London time) - permalink
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i have one son that has flown (and one daughter) but 3 sons and a hubby still have me and the two remaining girls outnumbered...that means when you stagger to the restroom at 3 am...blinded by sleep but motivated by need...what are the chances that the seat is up? Grrr...i hate that. Lol

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 13:28 (London time) - permalink
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Farting... burping... eating everything that isn't theirs... mine doesn't do the shopping, cooking, cleaning or anything! Tired of it... getting my own place and I can't wait!

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 13:30 (London time) - permalink
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your all still at it??

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 14:55 (London time) - permalink
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They are so far from perfect... but it is their imperfections and those off qualities that are the most endearing... and attractive. Imagine having that kind of a charmed life. Admiration for all the good ones, adoration for all the not so good ones!!!

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 14:57 (London time) - permalink
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ahh, not so great, we love you guys truly. lol If I have a choice I'll hang with the guy group every time. The testosterone and the sheer sexiness of a man, covers a multitude of sins...but you know a lot of this is sooooo true mwah ha!!!!

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 16:59 (London time) - permalink
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Touche

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 17:3 (London time) - permalink
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Has anyone mentioned snoring yet????

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 21:43 (London time) - permalink
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You just did. We forgot about snoring! How careless of us.... I blame lack of sleep.

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 22:31 (London time) - permalink
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mine can't decide whether to snore or to hold his breath. My elbow is on auto-pilot...and my brain is in a fog.

Posted on 6 November 2009 @ 23:25 (London time) - permalink
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What a woman says...

Posted on 7 November 2009 @ 9:3 (London time) - permalink
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Those snoring strips don't work either, i too sleep with my elbow positioned on auto pilot.

Posted on 7 November 2009 @ 12:5 (London time) - permalink
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yes and the added smell of that dragon breath coming from his open mouth at turbo force...i like the what a guy hears thing too...I bet this line will ring a bell with all you married women too....."I'm not asking for sex, let's just snuggle"....YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Posted on 7 November 2009 @ 15:51 (London time) - permalink
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