 missy101, posted
over a year ago
been hit by the
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT
5
WOMEN
WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U.
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH.............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE
IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH
OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING
'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE
AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK
SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST
FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE
THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME
A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS
SONG!'
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK
SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY
GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT TH E BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE
CHEATED US BY GIVING US
JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER
TASTE THE
CHARDONNAY.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (or the
mop
...
OR THE BATHMAT
?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN
WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING
STRAIGHT.
SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE
FUN. AND THE MEN WHO WILL GET A GOOD LAUGH . MAKE THEM LAUGH
AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!
And Remember...
'A clean house is the sign of a
wasted
life!'
Posted on 12 August 2009 @ 19:22 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted
over a year ago