REVENGE

snowbird, posted over a year ago

Ok, folks, let's keep this one light-hearted and fun - there are a lot of broken hearts on this website, and we don't want anyone getting dangerous ideas, now, do we, aunties + unclies???

For a kick-off, I'll relay a little gem about a girl I was at college with who told me that she had a friend who knew her man was cheating on her. He had told her he didn't fancy her any more, and was about to leave her. So, under the pretense that she was reminding him of "what he was missing"; she set about giving him a sexy massage. He was of course, filled with remorse when he woke from his reverie to discover she had gone off to bed - leaving him with a thick layer of depilatory cream on his genitalia (which, as we all know, girls, causes much redness, tenderness and itching when left on for more than the required 6 mins)!! Oh, and yes, 2 hrs having elapsed, - he got to know "what he was missing" - his pubic hair!!

Posted on 27 June 2006 @ 13:6 (London time) - permalink
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sexylinz, posted over a year ago

aw snowbird no one wants to reply...although i hav had a friend who once caught her bf cheatin so she put some fish down his setee.

it took months for him to figure out where the smell was comin from.

but not only did it make his house smell it made him smell too n in the end environmental health had to be called out!!!!!

Posted on 1 July 2006 @ 16:37 (London time) - permalink
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snowbird, posted over a year ago

I'll remember that one - let me know if your b/f comes home smelling a tad 'quaint'...!! (he he)

Posted on 2 July 2006 @ 11:32 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I wish I can add to this thread... Even weeks ago, but the stories I have are Rated "Q" for "Questionable" and to conservatives, Rated "NFME" for "Not For My Ears/Eyes"... 8/

Posted on 22 July 2006 @ 0:56 (London time) - permalink
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snowbird, posted over a year ago

Wow, now I'm intrigued..! - mebbe e-mail to me? Or are they REEEALLY that bad???

Posted on 22 July 2006 @ 13:10 (London time) - permalink
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sexylinz, posted over a year ago

make sure u email them to me too. im just nosey hehe

Posted on 22 July 2006 @ 22:22 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

For sure... 8] Let me finish my work first, then I'll DCmail both of u about it. 8]

Posted on 23 July 2006 @ 22:5 (London time) - permalink
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snowbird, posted over a year ago

You ARE a busy bunny, Martini!! (no sarcasm intended!?!)

Posted on 27 July 2006 @ 8:28 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

[wink] 8)

Posted on 27 July 2006 @ 12:14 (London time) - permalink
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snowbird, posted over a year ago

You little tease!!! lol...

Posted on 27 July 2006 @ 12:34 (London time) - permalink
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sexylinz, posted over a year ago

oooh oooh plese tell us hehe.

Posted on 28 July 2006 @ 0:11 (London time) - permalink
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