 Blue_Angel0316, posted
over a year ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
MAY YOUR SLEIGH BELLS JINGLE AND THE COOKIES BE GONE WHEN YOU AWAKE IN THE MORNING MAY YOU STILL BE AT HOME
CAUSE LAST YEAR I GOT INTO THE EGGNOG IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAIN
BUT SOMEBODY SWITCHED IT AND WITH NOTHING TO GAIN
I DRANK SEVERAL CUP FULLS BUT LEAST DID I KNOW
THAT SOON I WOULD AWAKEN FACE DOWN IN THE SNOW
SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO GET BACK TO THE HOUSE
I LAID MYSELF DOWN AS QUIET AS A MOUSE
FOR FEELINGS JUST TOLD ME THAT NO ONE SHOULD KNOW
SO I WAITED FOR SANTA BUT HE NEVER DID SHOW
MORNING TIME CAME AND I LOOKED AROUND
SOMETHING SURE WAS FUNNY
NOT GRASPING THINGS AT FIRST I WAS LOOKING FOR MY HONEY
I SAW STRANGE PEOPLE AS THEY MOVED ABOUT
IT WAS THEN I REALIZED QUICKLY I WAS IN THE WRONG HOUSE!
TO MAKE THIS STORY SHORT I JUMPED TO THE FLOOR
AND THEN IT HIT ME
I WAS IN THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I hope you get everything you want and may you have PEACE and JOY.
PS. Yeah I wrote that corny poem and I hope you enjoyed it! If you celebrate with drink please be careful and have a designated driver cause I want to have a Wonderful New Year with all of you!
God bless,
Blue_Angel
Posted on 24 December 2008 @ 16:23 (London time) - permalink
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