The funny quotes thread

My four year old turned around really fast and ran into this chick's camel toe, when he turned back around he had a hoof print on his forehead

Posted on 6 August 2008 @ 16:22 (London time) - permalink
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ha! u always make me chuckle..On the way back from work I was listening to the radio and apparently cavemen did not hunt the wooly mammoth, And saber-toothed tiger...They just used to pop there heads out of the cave and catch a Tortoise n pop it on the spit...Now that made I laugh hun puts a whole different light on cavemen :)

Posted on 6 August 2008 @ 16:38 (London time) - permalink
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"Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 pence?"

Posted on 6 August 2008 @ 16:48 (London time) - permalink
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OH THATS A POINT! My son just said I haven't done my tax forms for 5yrs, They no all apparently so why does he have to tell them robbin bastards! OK! :)

Posted on 6 August 2008 @ 16:52 (London time) - permalink
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