 Nikita, posted
over a year ago
Okay, okay, all these pee stories have forced me to confront my own peefest which id buried deep in my psyche for fear of dying from humiliation but jeez, it actually feels good to let it out after all these years, no pun intended.
It was 1990 and me, my sister and a friend had been to a Charlatans gig. After, we were sitting in my sisters car waiting until we could hear again when we suddenly realised that the van in front of us was rocking side to side. At first, I thought it was my head rocking from side to side because Id had a few and was a tad merry. I held my head but the van was still rocking. As we watched, the back door suddenly and accidently fell open and two naked people were staring at us, their cheeks red, as were their faces. Of course we fell about laughing and it was then that I realised that i had TO PEE BADLY. We couldnt go back to the hall where the gig was cos it had shut so my sister said she would drive around to find a quiet spot. So, I crossed my legs tight and off we went. As we drove, a car load of boy racers sped past us. We just tutted and ignored them and eventually we found a gate which led into a field. I scrambled out the car and ran to the gate, climbed over it and crouched down in the long grass. Now bearing in mind, it was blowing a hooly and the grass was tickling my butt and i couldnt bloody pee even though my bladder was bursting. So i just tried to relax and closed my eyes while my sister told me to hurry up but still the pee wouldnt come. I shouted to my sister to pour the bottled water that we had with us onto the tarmac to try and trigger my pee so she did but that didnt work, so i asked her to make a peeing noise. As she was doing this and cursing me inbetween pee noises, I heard a mans voice say, 'Can I ask you what you're doing?' My eyes snapped open and I could see in the headlights of the car, a policeman standing there. He was talking to my sister at that point. I listened, frozen to the spot as the policeman explained that they were after a car load of people speeding and they thought it was us. My sister tried to explain it wasnt and she was signalling to me at the same time. When the policeman asked what she was doing, she didnt answer, trying to protect my dignity but he turned his flashlight on and shone it directly on me. So, there I was, pants and jeans round my ankles and grass up my butt. I smiled and said, "Hello officer", then I peed and I couldnt stop then and it was like Niagra falls.....Wow, im so glad I shared that with you, i feel so much better. I have another pee story involving a ferry full of passengers and a cow field but ill save that for another day;)
Posted on 25 January 2007 @ 15:53 (London time) - permalink
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