just a joke...

angelDlite, posted over a year ago

why men shouldn't be agony aunts:

dear Jim

i left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn't start. i walked back to our home to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. they announced that the affair had been going on for 2 years and they're in love! can you help me? i'm desperate.

dear reader

the most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines, if it is not the cause its usually the alternator. hope my advice helps.

Jim

Posted on 28 January 2011 @ 23:6 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hahahaha that's genius!

Posted on 28 January 2011 @ 23:22 (London time) - permalink
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angelDlite, posted over a year ago

:) i just hope none of the boys are offended by it!

Posted on 29 January 2011 @ 0:53 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Nah, they wouldn't get offended. They'd secondguess Jim's advice and suggest he forgot about checking if the OP had put gas in the vehicle. :D

Posted on 29 January 2011 @ 0:58 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

Well it could be corrosion on the battery leads. Lots of little things could do it, really.

Posted on 29 January 2011 @ 1:17 (London time) - permalink
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