::URP::

hic.

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 15:1 (London time) - permalink
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I AM NOT !!

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 15:15 (London time) - permalink
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that would be like the pot calling the kettle black! :) when my nephew was in kindergarten, he was learning his sounds. The sound that day was i. Long i. (eye) His teacher was saying the sound and there were pictures on his paper...he was supposed to circle the ones that had the i sound. He missed iron...so she had him say the word. He said urn. At the end of the day, he still said urn, and today he is 19, and its STILL an urn! :) it still makes me smile to think about it. Everyone knows it should be pronounced ARN! Hahahahaha

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 15:30 (London time) - permalink
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You both need work. It's definitely aaa-ern

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 15:33 (London time) - permalink
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thats his middle name! Benjamin aaa~ern! :)

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 15:36 (London time) - permalink
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eeeeeeeeooooooowww, geh tohn whitcher selves... Oim Eel Oiza, Oi am. Dinchyer see me in "My Fayah Lie-dee????"

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 15:52 (London time) - permalink
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you're freakin me out now.

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 15:55 (London time) - permalink
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I think it's just indigestion.

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 16:9 (London time) - permalink
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sorry tisha, you are definitly from the north....and im from the south....and im not sure the two twain shall e'r meet. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 16:30 (London time) - permalink
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Toe MAH toe

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 16:53 (London time) - permalink
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How'd I do, mal???

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 16:53 (London time) - permalink
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Lol, tater's dead on.

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 17:16 (London time) - permalink
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outstanding!!!!!! now go out...erm, you have tractor supply stores there?...go out and buy you some big smith overalls, a straw hat, and roll your pants legs up....pull up a long piece of grass and stick it in your mouth... the end that was down is the part that goes in your mouth...and practice saying.."howdy ya'll"...thats practice for sunday go to meeting right there.

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 17:44 (London time) - permalink
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And you think men are hard to understand?

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 21:18 (London time) - permalink
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cootie alert! cootie alert!!

Posted on 28 June 2010 @ 21:22 (London time) - permalink
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Doritos for dinner tonight I guess.

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 0:45 (London time) - permalink
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With dip??? (she asks hopefully)

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 1:38 (London time) - permalink
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What sort of dip would go well on a dorito?

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 2:25 (London time) - permalink
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Maybe a nice guacamole. Alongside a salsa... some sour cream....

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 2:34 (London time) - permalink
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I've never been able to get myself to eat guacamole. It took me 18 years to eat an avocado. Then i ate them every chance I got to try and make myself like them, and it worked. Well, i can eat half of one before I get grossed out that it feels like eating moldy tofu.

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 2:40 (London time) - permalink
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I can slice one in half, scoop out the pit, squeeze some lemon juice on it and eat it with a spoon! Yum.

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 3:2 (London time) - permalink
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i was thirty years old before i learned to like guacamole. Yummy! How about some queso? (cheese dip) i like it with velveeta and rotel and a can of cream of chicken. Melted and mixed....

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 5:6 (London time) - permalink
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Love queso dip too! I'm not big on Velveeta but sometimes you just have to have a smidge of junk food.

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 12:48 (London time) - permalink
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SY, is it you here? I've found a cute hamster

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 14:18 (London time) - permalink
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Thought I'd share it with you guys, it's an oldie fun stuff. Looked for it the other day as I was feeling a tad stressed :-)

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 14:20 (London time) - permalink
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:(( My computer isn't making any sound when I go there. I so badly want to sing along!!

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 15:31 (London time) - permalink
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Think of it like organ-grinder music... It's peppy and zippy and rat-a-tat-y. Maybe your mute button is on?

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 22:7 (London time) - permalink
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No, my sound was on, I know. I will try it again in a bit.

Posted on 29 June 2010 @ 23:37 (London time) - permalink
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G'mornin!

Posted on 30 June 2010 @ 13:2 (London time) - permalink
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*clocks in*

Posted on 30 June 2010 @ 13:8 (London time) - permalink
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Hi there! *waves* *slurps coffee*

Posted on 30 June 2010 @ 13:18 (London time) - permalink
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Someone needs to make sure to fix that damn fax machine toaday. You've all been avoiding it, but I've done it the last three times!

Posted on 30 June 2010 @ 16:21 (London time) - permalink
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Since you're the one who keeps sending faxes of her little hamster heinie to the folks at BP, I don't feel like it's MY job to fix it!

Posted on 30 June 2010 @ 19:10 (London time) - permalink
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why didnt someone tell me that surgery hurts? i think i need to find eyes and see if she has any pain meds left....the fax machne is fixed...and the copier is too. no more streaks across the hamsters buttcheeks.

Posted on 30 June 2010 @ 22:6 (London time) - permalink
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HEY.. those are the best butt cheek streaks you'll ever see. You'll miss 'em when they're gone.

Posted on 1 July 2010 @ 0:56 (London time) - permalink
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hey SY how are you today? Have i mentioned im glad youre back? Yes, its nice to see that lil hamster with his carrot. Makes me smile. So if i hadnt already said it, im glad youre back. :) mal

Posted on 1 July 2010 @ 3:42 (London time) - permalink
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MAL what kind of surgery? And my pain meds are mine, all mine...sigh...oh all right...you can have a half of one but the rest are mine, all mine....

Posted on 1 July 2010 @ 13:15 (London time) - permalink
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was supposed to be a simple snip, snip...but i think they pulled all of my innards out and played with them. three slits and a measly 6 stitches and i cant even walk upright. :) just a half? come on eyes....pleeeeze?

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was supposed to be a simple snip, snip...but i think they pulled all of my innards out and played with them. three slits and a measly 6 stitches and i cant even walk upright. :) just a half? come on eyes....pleeeeze?

Posted on 1 July 2010 @ 16:10 (London time) - permalink
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hiccup...

Posted on 1 July 2010 @ 16:12 (London time) - permalink
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Let me talk to my dealer and see if he can hook you up. Don't worry Mal, standing upright is totally over-rated. I hardly ever do it.

Posted on 1 July 2010 @ 17:2 (London time) - permalink
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All the best cavemen couldn't be wrong. Plus saves wear and tear on the shoes if you use your hands for half your ambulation.

Posted on 1 July 2010 @ 19:35 (London time) - permalink
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aha! i have managed to stand upright...relatively pain-free...i do believe i shall survive. :)

Posted on 2 July 2010 @ 1:3 (London time) - permalink
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And we're darned glad to hear that!

Posted on 2 July 2010 @ 2:21 (London time) - permalink
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Thank you ML!

Posted on 3 July 2010 @ 3:57 (London time) - permalink
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I was looking thru some old stuff I got from phil when I didnt have internet and came across this email...I thought it was cute enough to share:

Posted on 3 July 2010 @ 4:36 (London time) - permalink
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Happy Birthday to the USA! "Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave!" i love my country. :)

Posted on 4 July 2010 @ 13:28 (London time) - permalink
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Lol awww, well if i ever have children and they ask me this question i can tweak it a bit. lol

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